What the forget textbook writers..

[Triple Nickels]

I get enough of this on my cellphone, school is the only place I'm safe... Apparently not anymore.




Discuss.

Also; it says: You look at your cellular phone display and read the message
"U wan2 gt pza 2nite?" You reply "No. MaB TPM. CUL8R."
These messages are short for saying "Do you want to get some
pizza tonight?" and "No. Maybe tomorrow afternoon (P.M.)
See you later."

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[MasterBlockMan]

What

[Sarge]

Old people are trying to be "hip" and "rad" with the whippersnappers these days. 

[Triple Nickels]

What

What I don't understand is how "No. MaB TPM. CUL8R" means "No. Maybe Tomorrow afternoon. See you later".

[MasterBlockMan]

I can't read its too damn blury

[Wedge]

I text and use instant messengers I have never seen many of those abbreviations before. I'm guessing the publisher just googled "list of internet slang" or something and shoved them altogether to seem like they were in the loop.

[Regulith]

ITT (In This Textbook): Adults from the 90's try to be all hip and hop and happenin', homie G without actually having had any experience in the subject.

What I don't understand is how "No. MaB TPM. CUL8R" means "No. Maybe Tomorrow afternoon. See you later".

No. MaB TPM. CUL8R.

No. Ma Bee Tomorrow PM. Cee U Late R.

No. Maybe tomorrow PM. See you later.

No. Maybe tomorrow afternoon. See you later.

[Tom]

Well, its a pretty good brown townogy.

[Triple Nickels]

ITT (In This Textbook): Adults from the 90's try to be all hip and hop and happenin', homie G without actually having had any experience in the subject.

No. MaB TPM. CUL8R.

No. Ma Bee Tomorrow PM. Cee U Late R.

No. Maybe tomorrow PM. See you later.

No. Maybe tomorrow afternoon. See you later.

I get how the transformation is made, but I have never heard of anyone using that abbreviation before, it hardly makes sense.

[Wedge]

THIS IS A CHEMISTRY TEXTBOOK. NOW ITS A ENGLISH TEXTBOOK. NOW ITS A CHEMISTRY TEXTBOOK AGAIN. HERE IS A PICTURE OF A CELL PHONE.

[Regulith]

I get how the transformation is made, but I have never heard of anyone using that abbreviation before, it hardly makes sense.

without actually having had any experience in the subject

[Triple Nickels]

THIS IS A CHEMISTRY TEXTBOOK. NOW ITS A ENGLISH TEXTBOOK. NOW ITS A CHEMISTRY TEXTBOOK AGAIN. HERE IS A PICTURE OF A CELL PHONE.

Every time I read that it just gets a little bit funnier.

[Tom]

'cellular display'...
REALLY?

[Triple Nickels]

When I saw "Cellular Display" I thought "oh cool, they're gunna tell us how they make LCD." then I read the first paragraph and facepalm.

[MegaScientifical]

I can't read its too damn blury

You remind me of the dumbasses in my class who need glasses, but instead just yell at the teacher that the projector is blurring.