I missed my cat and hit the window.

[Arcleader]

I was attempting to sneak up on my cat that was looking out through the window on my back door, and as everyone knows, it is impossible to sneak up on a cat by ground. I jumped, attempting to grab him before I landed. I missed, lost balance, and hit my head on the window. My head now hurts and I am unable to do my homework. I need help. Suggestions?

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[NickTheSushi]

Just because you hit your head on a window doesn't mean you can't do your homework. That's like me saying I got punched in the stomach and now I can't digest food.

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[Kapturrith]

and as everyone knows, it is impossible to sneak up on a cat by ground.

In that case, you're already brain-damaged for even trying.

[Arcleader]

Just because you hit your head on a window doesn't mean you can't do your homework. That's like me saying I got punched in the stomach and now I can't digest food.

Sorry, didn't explain that well enough. I jumped from several feet away, probably two yards, in order to sneak up on him. I now have a throbbing headache.

[NickTheSushi]

Sorry, didn't explain that well enough. I jumped from several feet away, probably two yards, in order to sneak up on him. I now have a throbbing headache.

If you hit a window with your most likely hard-headed head, you would've broken the glass from that far away.

I say you're still spewing a bunch of BS

[comr4de]

Rape it

[Trop]

Just don't use painkillers. (Save the painforests! D:) My only serious suggestion is to avoid jumping around and crap indoors. It damages property, people, sometimes your sister's chihuahua which she for some reason feels the need to keep on her head.

[Meekl]

Wait, what involving the cat did you fail to do? Jump on it?

[Arcleader]

If you hit a window with your most likely hard-headed head, you would've broken the glass from that far away.

I say you're still spewing a bunch of BS

Strong glass :(

Wait, what involving the cat did you fail to do? Jump on it?

I failed to jump right next to him while using my arms to pick him up.

[NickTheSushi]

Strong glass :(

Contradiction detected.

Anyways, you probably hit the wall or the frame. You're still dumb as forget

[MasterCookie]

Glass can be strong.

[Arcleader]

It's a big window, and I hit it in the relative middle. Strong glass isn't a contradiction.

[Flying Ace]

I saw a show of them building that :O

[mrlolop]

Learn to aim better.