I hate it when "everything" happens on Facebook.
By "everything," I mean "what other people consider to be a big loving deal, when it's not."
HURR DURR SAM GOT A NEW HAT HOLY stuff WOW THAT'S SO COOL
SOME GIRL I DON'T KNOW CHANGED HER NAME TO "CATGIRL129"
THE HOTTEST GIRL IN THE SCHOOL POSTED NUDE- wait a second...
brb.