I'm getting sugury soon :|

[Nikki]

Wat. They open up and take out your whole spine :o

Nah, they just put metal rods connecting to my spine. They're also going to use hooks to move the curve. If they took out my spine, I'd be dead :D

Some of you are asshats.

What date is it getting done, Nikki?

May 17th, 6 hour sugury, in the morning. I'm hoping my classmates will feel pity through the enitre school day for me :3

[Ad Bot]

[Flying Ace]

Nah, they just put metal rods connecting to my spine. They're also going to use hooks to move the curve.

Owwie

[Nikki]

Owwie

At least they're giving me anesthetics, I can't image being awake and feeling all of the pain in the surgery :o

[Sarge]

At least they're giving me anesthetics, I can't image being awake and feeling all of the pain in the surgery :o

Anesthetics doesn't mean you don't feel anything. There have been reports of some patients feeling the whole surgical procedure being done and not being able to do anything about it since they're pretty much paralyzed.

Anyway, I've had surgery for my appendix. I had it removed, and instead of the one slash, I got three cuts: one for the camera, one for the snipper, the other for the clamper. I like to tell people that one is for the camera, one is for the snipper, and the third one was because the surgeon sneezed. :3

[King of losers]

The pain is more rewarding then the healing.

[tay104]

Anesthetics doesn't mean you don't feel anything. There have been reports of some patients feeling the whole surgical procedure being done and not being able to do anything about it since they're pretty much paralyzed.

Don't scare the poor girl.

[Nepthan]

I know someone who had the surgery you're going to get.

They came out fine.

[XRobo]

Spinal tap!

[Mr. Bill]

ONTOPIC: My doctors are recommending that I take iron so I produce more blood.

Start eating crowbars. Or add some nails to your cereal. You could also try nuts and bolts. They tend to have a strong taste. Pipewrenches also work.

[Sarge]

Start eating crowbars. Or add some nails to your cereal. You could also try nuts and bolts. They tend to have a strong taste. Pipewrenches also work.

Make sure the cereal doesn't have too much fiber so the nails can digest in time. :x

[Nikki]

Start eating crowbars. Or add some nails to your cereal. You could also try nuts and bolts. They tend to have a strong taste. Pipewrenches also work.

Thanks for the advice! I'll try eating nails and word up the the mighty crowbar :D

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Ask them to do it on your snake instead, so you can't make any more topics.

Nevermind, that's mean. :c

[Comatose]

Haha, I have the weirdest feeling you are going to go off at airport metal detectors.

They use a special titanium so that way it doesn't go off.

[JAW959]

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[Nikki]

Ask them to do it on your snake instead, so you can't make any more topics.

Nevermind, that's mean. :c

I'm female. We don't have male reproduction organs, but I can't speak for transvestites...