Also, inb4 tampon jokes.
Improbable.
You'll never have to buy another tampon!
Why are you touching your Mom's pad?
Or you can put four Iphones together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAl28d6tbko
Ahhhh capitalism, where people can buy things and destroy it while homeless people starve on the streets. I think if I get rich I'ma start buying orphanages and turning them into strip clubs. Then I will buy buy a pool that I use as a bath tub and I drain it and refill it every day and keep fountains going 24/7 while I use up all the electricity to Keep giant 200 inch TVs running on every wall in every room at all times so I don't have to be bothered turning them off.
Why'd he buy an oversized, overpriced iPod touch?
Because it's awesome.