Today, I was baking a pie with my mom. The intructions said ½ flour mix....
So I told my mom "Okay, add 1½... she sees the box and it says ½
So I said to her, 1½ could have meant add one ½ of flour... Then like most mothers...
...
I got nag bombed.
THE END :D
And thats how i got rich :D