If you're like me, you get distracted a lot! You think about writing a list of all the things that you should ignore but then you're afraid that while you write about that brightly colored bird you will crash into a crocodile orphanage! I know I am! So I have created this list so you will never get distracted again!
PAY ATTENTION!
Birds, Trains, Horses, Caddies, Candy,
Zombies, Magicians, Speakers, Computers, Thoughts, Smoke, Fire, Ice, POKERMANS, Lady Gaga, Gay people,
gay birds, gay trees, gay roads, gay gay,
roadsigns that happen to depict a somewhat loveual image,
lights, dim lights, bright lights, invisible pandas,
monkeys, monkeys doing a dance, KEYS, paper,
tumbleweeds, bikes, tricycles, unicycles, cartoons,
demons, demonic cartoons, angels,
angels with demonic characteristics, GAME BOY,
The letter G, Déjà vu, images, Digimon,
TV, Computers, Internet, Blockland, Cars,
Signs, Roads, Thoughts, Déjà vu, stairs,
stars, stamps, stills, steps, stiffs, straps,
stops, Déjà vu, books, writing, literature,
Déjà vu, invisible roadsigns, red birds, power thirst,
fleeting thoughs, trees that are red rather than green,
words that are in a different size,
Déjà vu, TF2, the letter T, Mr. T, T-Pain, Timmy,
Tommy, Tilly, Tiffy, Tarnish, Tips, Tacks, Tans, Tuns,
Trips, Traps, tim, typos, the number three, three birds,
three fish, three trees, three spelling errors,
three old video games, old video games, video games,
video games, video games, Déjà vu,
numbers that seem to spell out hello when held upside down on a calculator,
math, ADVENTURE TIME, awesome crossing,
wheels, double decker bikes, wind, golf, G, gold, silver,
crystal, ruby, emerald, salt, paper, old friends, music,
radios, sounds, movement made by something besides you,
feet, hands, stomachs, spleens, hair, loooooooooooooooong hair,
kites, shirts, pants, underwear,
tangerines, tangelos, wondering the difference between tangerines and tangelos, chickens, Gonzo, The Muppets, Ronald McDonald,
Cheezbargarz, Burger King, children, Déjà vu,
slow children, phones, dead people, dead things,
dead silence, dead dead, Harry Potter,
classic movies, the act of making something overly awesome,
ashes, poems, metaphors, similes, imagery,
motifs, motives, motors, moms, dads, grandparents,
dogs, cats, leaves, swine flu, pigs, Déjà vu,
snake, limos, Limozeen, Strong Bad,
Rule 34 of the internet, Calvin and Hobbes,
4chan, anonymous, Arthur the great,
Arthur the not so great, Arthur the ok guy, lick,
CONFUSE RAY, Mario, Mario kart, Mario party,
and READING THIS LIST.
As you can most likely tell, this list most certainly does not cover enough information to be a valid resource for your next cross-country drive. However, I do strongly urge you ignore EVERYTHING on the list while driving. Drive safely.
