I drank wine by accident once and it was terrible. Personally I hate the smell of alcoholic, doubt I'll ever try it soon.
But this reminds me of a kid in my school. He brags that he smokes, but he almost counters it by saying he plays runescape. Direct quote: "What I do all day? Smoke and play RuneScape"
And for some reason, him smoking and playing that game is making everyone else play runescape.