I get a new girlfriend everyday. They always cheat on me with more attractive and successful guys though. loving whores.
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my shortest time period was 1 hour and 23 minutes
Girlfriends are a waste of time and money. The chance that you'll spend the rest of your life with them is minimal, unless you're actually a decent age, which I doubt the OP is.
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You haven't had a girl friend, you can talk; shut your mouth.Also zero, bitches be bogans yarr.