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whats your dad doing at 2am on the computer?
fapping to research becuase your mother only wants to cuddle?


password lock your computer and make sure you don't see him buy or come home with a keylogger

Same, but my Dad also knows not to touch my machine, because with all my settings and stuff, the second he touched it i'd prolly have 12 viruses instantly.

My parents literally never touch my desktop, even when it's on and I'm not using it. Probably scared they'd mess something up because I built it and therefore it's extra complicated or something.

whats your dad doing at 2am on the computer?
fapping to research becuase your mother only wants to cuddle?


password lock your computer and make sure you don't see him buy or come home with a keylogger
Yes, He has youresearch on his bookmarks.
He also is addicted to chat rooms so Hes on all day
Hes like,"Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr, I am going toboot you from this chat room if you don-DONT loving WALK ON ME I HAVE THE GOD DAM NUMBERS YOU CANT WALK ON ME ILL BOOT YOUR ASS"
Me"DAD IM TRYING TO SLEEP, (dammit shut the forget up)"


Family computer.
Also

"MATTHEW(attempts to whistle but fails and I laugh in head"
"what"
"whats your face book pass"
"why"
"BECAUSE I NEED TO MONOTOUR YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY!!!!"
"wtf All I do is wall post, And you took ever my other face book by adding a farm to it and never stop posting with it"
"GIME PASS WORD OR ILL BAN U FROM COMP"
"WTF YOU CAN SEE THE stuff I DO FROM YOUR ACCOUNT"
"HURRRRRPPPPPP GIMME PASSWURDDDDD"
"Nou"
"GO 2 U RROMM"
"kk"
(Textes face book about how annoying dad is"
"Dad attempts to download password hacker"
"WTF MATTHEW U GOT VIRUS FOR SUCRITY stuff"
"DUDE I WAS IN MY ROOM!"
YOU WHERE JUST ON"
"I WAS ROAMING ON 4CH-(ffuuuuu stuff) NEVERMIND"
"WHAT DID YOU GO ON!!!??(logs on my account and trys to look at history)(I set chrome to wipe history every time close) "
"HOW U DO THAT"
"walks away"

Agian,
Sigh, parrents....

Edit: Hum maybe it wasn't that capsy....
« Last Edit: May 09, 2010, 02:30:56 AM by matthewbim11 »

Yes, He has youresearch on his bookmarks.
He also is addicted to chat rooms so Hes on all day
Hes like,"Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr, I am going toboot you from this chat room if you don-DONT loving WALK ON ME I HAVE THE GOD DAM NUMBERS YOU CANT WALK ON ME ILL BOOT YOUR ASS"
Me"DAD IM TRYING TO SLEEP, (dammit shut the forget up)"


Family computer.
Also

"MATTHEW(attempts to whistle but fails and I laugh in head"
"what"
"whats your face book pass"
"why"
"BECAUSE I NEED TO MONOTOUR YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY!!!!"
"wtf All I do is wall post, And you took ever my other face book by adding a farm to it and never stop posting with it"
"GIME PASS WORD OR ILL BAN U FROM COMP"
"WTF YOU CAN SEE THE stuff I DO FROM YOUR ACCOUNT"
"HURRRRRPPPPPP GIMME PASSWURDDDDD"
"Nou"
"GO 2 U RROMM"
"kk"
(Textes face book about how annoying dad is"
"Dad attempts to download password hacker"
"WTF MATTHEW U GOT VIRUS FOR SUCRITY stuff"
"DUDE I WAS IN MY ROOM!"
YOU WHERE JUST ON"
"I WAS ROAMING ON 4CH-(ffuuuuu stuff) NEVERMIND"
"WHAT DID YOU GO ON!!!??(logs on my account and trys to look at history)(I set chrome to wipe history every time close) "
"HOW U DO THAT"
"walks away"

Agian,
Edit: Hum maybe it wasn't that capsy....
your dad is a mentally handicapped whelp

No but seriously he blames everything on us.

No one in my family tries to tell me what's what when it comes to computers. They know that I know more than them.

I'm the one who has to tell them that stuffs a virus and I'm the one who has to get rid of all the garbage on a monthly basis.
Glad I have my own computer.

No but seriously he blames everything on us.
join the loving club




when dad cant connect to XBLIVE its me somehow

when his mw2 disk broke, somehow its me




i didnt even have the chance to load the last 29% of halo reach:beta
cuase he was loving playing all day

XBL is such a loving network whore. Probably why it never lags when I used to play games on XBL.

When I go into Eight grade I'm getting this laptop.
Holding my moms Written promise to her.


lynksys is win


also that ati radeon card is the same as mine

it will do very nice with source games like TF2 and gmod
EDIT: mines actually an
ATI raedon 3100
« Last Edit: May 09, 2010, 02:51:26 AM by skelolego229 »

My dad and mom always ask me for help on the computer.


Even how to set-up a router which I don't wish to do EVER AGAIN.

I'm getting pissed off because my dad calls me, and says:

COME TO OFFICE NOW starfish, YOU ARE IN DEEP stuff, COME TO OFFICE NOW OR ELSE YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Then I go, and when I arrive, he says:

GET IN HERE!

Then I got in, then:

Look at the computer! WHY IS THERE A VIRUS! TELL ME NOW!

I had to teach my mom how to copy/paste.

Yes, she is THAT stupid.

But I still love her.

I had to teach my mom how to copy/paste.

Yes, she is THAT stupid.

But I still love her.
is she hot

That's some terrible father you have.
I feel lucky that mine actually believes that i'm great at computers [Usually, he asks me to help him a solve a problem], whereas, outside the house, i'm usually underestimated D: