I am a father.

[Valen]

THEN I CAN BE THE CREEPY COUSIN WHO TEACHES HER ABOUT love.

Or you should eat it

yah

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

Name it blue.

[Meekl]

name her ashes after her jet black hair
THREE WEEKS LATER

[Flamecannon]

Name it douche.

AH YES THAT'S IT

[Meekl]

Kathy or Dee-Dee. Or Jordan.

DEEDEE GTFO MY LAVATORY

Name her Bitch

So then you have the right to slap her 

oh my god i want to sig this sooo badly :c

[Fizzles]

name her ashes after her jet black hair

knowing valen it'd be named Ashes after the character from Pokemon

[Meekl]

knowing valen it'd be named Ashes after the character from Pokemon

heuehuhuehuehu

[Retz]

Retz Jr.

[King of losers]

Name it "loving piece of stuff"
 

[kevin 51l]

Pokemon

[Kevdude]

<Kitchen Joke>

[Wynd_Fox]

Retz Jr.

Name it Mini LemurdeCatta

[thomas64]

Thomas' tips:
Don't ask people on the internet about when to name your child.

[FrozenCitruS]

Aurora

[Valen]

Aren't they all just so beautiful, such innocence.