My brother...

[Butler]

I'm not an starfish to him... well... not as much as he is to me..
If I mention his weight in any sense then I get the evil eye from my mom... eventually..
There are times where he is mature.. and other times when he acts like a 2 year old..
I can't threaten him in any way possible then he goes to my mom..

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[eddierocks2000]

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This is pissing me off.

[eddierocks2000]

I'm not an starfish to him... well... not as much as he is to me..
If I mention his weight in any sense then I get the evil eye from my mom... eventually..
There are times where he is mature.. and other times when he acts like a 2 year old..
I can't threaten him in any way possible then he goes to my mom..

And are you afraid of your mother?

[thomas64]

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This is pissing me off.

Furnny sturf thar.


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Holy f#@% it happend to me to.

[Butler]

And are you afraid of your mother?

She threatens to take away my laptop, my iPod and my TV. Yeah.. I'm afraid of her.

EDIT: Also a grounding for 2 weeks to a month.

[thomas64]

She threatens to take away my laptop, my iPod and my TV. Yeah.. I'm afraid of her.

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[Teneksi]

I think your jealous because your parents love him and not you.

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Butt buddies.

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Not funny.

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Really?

You are a loving moron. People don't intentionally post while you're typing or reading to annoy you. Turn off the notifications, or stop spending your time copying and pasting it and changing the color to red and replying every loving time it happens to you, and it won't happen so often.

[King of losers]

I'm not an starfish to him... well... not as much as he is to me..
If I mention his weight in any sense then I get the evil eye from my mom... eventually..
There are times where he is mature.. and other times when he acts like a 2 year old..
I can't threaten him in any way possible then he goes to my mom..

Talk to your mom about it.

She threatens to take away my laptop, my iPod and my TV. Yeah.. I'm afraid of her.

Talk to her about it once more.

[Butler]

I've already tried... she won't budge..

[thomas64]

I've already tried... she won't budge..

[Rughugger]

I have an older sister who takes every opportunity to put me down any way she can. Pisses me off but everyone else simply states "Oh she's just joking around." No. No she's not and I know that for a fact. She's like Buzz, Kevin's older brother from the first Home Alone movie. Friggin Trout Sniffer..

[Visage]

Do something like this to him:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/144801/american-dad-steve-got-beat-up?c=Comedy#s-p1-sr-i1

Watch at about 1:15

[Radial543]

Do something like this to him:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/144801/american-dad-steve-got-beat-up?c=Comedy#s-p1-sr-i1

Watch at about 1:15

His ass will be frothing like a cappuccino!

[Visage]

I love when he's at the window and he's like "better not say anything forgeter or I'll kill you."

[thomas64]

older sister who takes every opportunity to put me down any way she can.

This sentence can mean what you meant and something about love.