Author Topic: Re: Ohsht caught in the act!  (Read 16575 times)

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Well, the topic kinda came up in the other really old "Caught in the act" thread, and I thought the stories were pretty funny. This is just kind of an expansion to that.

Have you ever been caught masturbating? What happened? Have you ever caught someone else masturbating? Again, go into detail.

On my trip to miami, my little brother had his laptop, and we had to sleep in the same bed. I was trying to masturbate, while he was watching videos. It was very difficult, I think he saw me or heard me. seeming that he was right next to me.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2010, 07:34:08 PM by MasterCookie »

My friend.
It is burn in my eyes FOREVER.
And I don't know if this counts, but another friend saw my punching bag and started hitting me and my friends with it and it resembled a snake and he called it teabagging.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2010, 07:26:41 PM by thomas64 »

I had the feeling that this topic would be on masturbating.

I had the feeling that this topic would be on masturbating.
Me too....

And I don't know if this counts, but another friend saw my punching bag and started hitting me and my friends with it and it resembled a snake and he called it teabagging.

Your friend doesn't know what he's talking about

Your friend doesn't know what he's talking about
Any smart person would know that 'teabagging' means the act of putting a teabag in warm water to produce tea.

You understood that?
I didn't :s
oh
snake shaped punching bag = teabagged/'humping"
okay

Your friend doesn't know what he's talking about
I know.
I gave him a headache with my mind to.
And by hitting I meant shoving it in our faces while we were down, Repeatedly.

On my trip to miami, my little brother had his laptop, and we had to sleep in the same bed. I was trying to masturbate, while he was watching videos. It was very diffucult, I think he saw me or heard me. seeming that he was right next to me.

I've been caught. By my brother. Was pretty embarrassing. :P

On my trip to miami, my little brother had his laptop, and we had to sleep in the same bed. I was trying to masturbate, while he was watching videos. It was very diffucult, I think he saw me or heard me. seeming that he was right next to me.
damn you kids are so goddamn horny you'll fap in the same room that someone else is in?

wtf man

One time I fapped in a room with no door. I didn't get caught, but it's hard as forget when your dad is watching dirty jobs and you can hear it.

One time I fapped in a room with no door. I didn't get caught, but it's hard as forget when your dad is watching dirty jobs and you can hear it.

My thoughts exactly.

One time I fapped in a room with no door. I didn't get caught, but it's hard as forget when your dad is watching dirty jobs and you can hear it.

Ew, you fap to your dad?

My friend found a condom under his brothers bed and it was filled with cum. lol, posh wanks.

Any smart person would know that 'teabagging' means the act of putting a teabag in warm water to produce tea.
It's actually a prank. Dip your ballsack into some random person's mouth while they're sleeping.

Yeah, not a very funny one