Getting caught in the act is embarresing. That's why you must plan.Masturbating rule number one: Plan.
I got caught masturbating by my dad once.Now I lock the door everytime.
Ew, you fap to your dad?
I got caught masturbating by my dad once.
I....Isn't that normal? D:
then came the incest
Then came the remorse.
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