Author Topic: Re: Ohsht caught in the act! (Read 16630 times)

MasterCookie · May 10, 2010, 01:03:52 AM

Quote from: SeventhSandwich on May 10, 2010, 12:56:46 AM

What the hell have you done with my plants...

...

I need to buy some lysol...

What? You masturbated with your plants?

Quote from: Colten on May 10, 2010, 12:59:08 AM

I never even received mine :(

But, I sent all of them. well yours and seventh, because you guys were the only ones that got your street address in. (One other dude, too)

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Colten · May 10, 2010, 01:04:20 AM

I never got it :(

Deadzone · May 10, 2010, 03:00:05 AM

One time i was sleeping over at a friend of mines house (mind you there was no sleeping)

He pulls out his laptop and looks up some kinda research....then hes all like "I NEED TO MASTURBATE"

O_O good to know??!?!?

...........

wierd part is he actually did while i was right next to him.....damn akward..

needless to say i stopped sleeping over there XD

devildogelite · May 10, 2010, 03:11:21 AM

So the only incidents posted in here are homoloveual experiences

Volga · May 10, 2010, 03:18:01 AM

Know what I love? Pissing right after an climax

The piss...warmly running out of your already warm recently used rooster.

mrlolop · May 10, 2010, 03:19:31 AM

Quote from: Volga on May 10, 2010, 03:18:01 AM

Know what I love? Pissing right after an climax

The piss...warmly running out of your already warm recently used rooster.

And the whole forum needs to know this?

Volga · May 10, 2010, 03:21:13 AM

Quote from: mrlolop on May 10, 2010, 03:19:31 AM

And the whole forum needs to know this?

Not the whole forum.

Deadzone · May 10, 2010, 04:39:51 AM

Quote from: devildogelite on May 10, 2010, 03:11:21 AM

So the only incidents posted in here are homoloveual experiences

Pretty much man

:C

Sony · May 10, 2010, 04:48:32 AM

Why didint you use your "Fleshlight" As you said you have one :7?

skelolego229 · May 10, 2010, 05:45:01 AM

Quote from: Sony on May 10, 2010, 04:48:32 AM

"Fleshlight"

im 13 and what is this

Deadzone · May 10, 2010, 06:58:36 AM

Quote from: Sony on May 10, 2010, 04:48:32 AM

Why didint you use your "Fleshlight" As you said you have one :7?

I wish i had one :3

Sony · May 10, 2010, 07:00:01 AM

Quote from: skelolego229 on May 10, 2010, 05:45:01 AM

im 13 and what is this

Google it :3

matthewbim11 · May 10, 2010, 07:13:45 AM

Quote from: MasterCookie on May 09, 2010, 09:49:40 PM

Yes, and if you stop right before climax, you and keep doing this, you get a bigger load, and it feels hot!

My record is 3 stops...

Wtf why did I just post this

skelolego229 · May 10, 2010, 07:18:43 AM

Quote from: Sony on May 10, 2010, 07:00:01 AM

Google it :3

i see....

Quote from: Deadzone on May 10, 2010, 06:58:36 AM

I wish i had one :3

General Nick · May 10, 2010, 07:30:20 AM

Quote from: MasterCookie on May 10, 2010, 12:30:32 AM

Calm down. It was a big bed, and I was hanging halve off the edge. he was on the other edge. I did it so quietly with two of my fingers. Yeah...
Plus. I don't have screaming climaxs, like most of you.

What kind of guy screams while climaxing?