Christianity; How it really was.

[Rughugger]

Like i care, that is still kinda funny.

Don't start this crap. We're doing fine avoiding such a conflict in this thread.

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[duke 838]

Don't start this crap. We're doing fine avoiding such a conflict in this thread.

I am just saying it is funny, no conflict....

[Narkro555]

Too stupid for science? Try religion!

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[LaCuckooRacha]

My belief is a bit different,
I believe that God created the big bang, and made it just right for all the planets, stars, galaxies and life etc. to form.  He got earth just right all through the big bang to produce life, and is more of an energy or being beyond our comprehension.  I believe in a different sort of heaven, that people go into a dreamstate when they die, and heaven is just their picture of a perfect world, and that the underworld is just an everlasting nightmare, caused by guilt from your actions during life.

I believe that we were all made for a purpose, but that is because there is already a pre-determined outcome for the universe, and that everyone does their minor part in it.  God made us all, but not exactly like they say in church, but more that he created everything including the exact conditions for us to be here.

Idk if you would call it Christianity/Catholicism, or what, but it's what I believe.

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[dkamm65]

Argument through ignorance.

[Inv3rted]

hi I have argumentative pictures too

[Volga]

Win.

[mrlolop]

hi I have argumentative pictures too

-snipsnop-

Do you have a folder of this stuff? Send me a .zip of it if you do

[Welknair]

-uniformed snip-

Have you ever read any of the hardcore science books about the big bang theory or other theories on the origin of the universe? I doubt it. I don't think you'd think highly of someone who goes mocking the bible, having never actually read or studied it.

“Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. ”

Here, go educate yourself:
http://www.amazon.com/Big-Bang-Origin-Universe-P-S/dp/0007162219/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1273477032&sr=8-2

Random Thor:

Note: I have never said that I am an athiest. I am not.

[dkamm65]

hi I have argumentative pictures too

That's my favorite kind of picture!
That I don't fap to.

[Welknair]

-Flowchart snip-

"The Bombardier beetle represents an impossible puzzle for the Atheist Conspiracy because it leads to immoral behaviour and also Riddler believed in it therefore you must repent now furthermore apes and monkeys frighten me so Jesus loves you, bye!"? Epic.

[skelolego229]

You sir have opened an opportunity for a religion war. :D
I'll take it.

Christianity was created as a new way of thinking, and to explain in their own way how the Earth was made, and how it runs. A run off of the Jewish, the birth of a virgin child spurred the New Testament, which created Catholic/Christianity.

It was not created in Medieval times, although it was broadly practiced.

hey oasis is it too late to enrage christians or are they still ragin here?

[Inv3rted]

This is...just pathetic.

Now I'm sad. :(