Whats your stupid sentence?

[NomAplemNom]

ok well this topic is just find the most stupid sentence ever and post it here. Let me start...

I love defenseless animals, especially in gravy.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…
I swear to drunk I’m not God.
When life gives you lemons…. you throw it at mean people and hope it gets in their eyes.
Life is tough….. GET A HELMET!
Why isn’t the #11 pronounced onety-one
When cheese gets it’s picture taken… what does it say?
Last night I played a blank tape and full blast…the mime next door went nuts.
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
I’m not as think as you dumb i am!!!
I saw this frisbe coming my way and i wonered why it was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
I'M NOT CHILDISH YOU BUM HEAD! Says:
when life throw you lemons…
SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!!!

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let me translate your paragraph to and from japanese to see what we come up with:

I especially love the defenseless animal of the gravy. If Barbie very has spread, why her friend must be bought? I my wife, obtained the gun for trading where a certain thing which I made is best. The only representation of good courtesy is fast reflection. As for beauty there is an eye of the beer holder… I swear became drunk the God which is not I. The time the lemon which life gives…. Obtaining with their eyes which throw that with the people of center, desire. Life is hard ..... Profit do the helmet! Why there is no onety-one which is pronounced by the #11 the cheese when is because something which does that says that and is taken the image… whichYou obtain? Last night I to do the blank tape, as for complete ventilation…The being placed next of pantomime it was excited. The vegetarian should eat the cracker of the animal? As for me me who the thing cannot be said! When certain simultaneously the way you think, it is not!! I why had become larger, larger, this frisbe my method and me it looked at wonered thing that it comes, and it hit against me. I' The head of M loafing person who is not immature! You say: Time life pitch lemon… Tightening, the lemon where you are ugly!!! Eat!!

[skelolego229]

when life gives you coconuts.......













make prune juice

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let me translate your paragraph to and from japanese to see what we come up with:

Haha, funny.

[Rathgarf]

I love children, but I can't eat a whole one.
Be kind to animals, hug a hockey player.
Celebrate whirled peas.

[Rughugger]

I heard the cannibals stopped eating clowns for dinner. They claimed that it tasted too funny.

[Ector]

I heard the cannibals stopped eating clowns for dinner. They claimed that it tasted too funny.

Ba-dum tish

[Narkro555]

"I miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving"

~Funny shirt

[Carly]

Two hats are sitting on a coat hanger. One turns to the other and says, "You stay here, I'll go on ahead."



U see what I did thar?

C:

[thomas64]

you call THAT FBI!?! FAIL!!!! EPIC FAIL!!!!! UBER EPIC FAIL!!!! SUPER UBER EPIC FAIL!!!!

Back in my day of being stupid and not spelling.
This was about some guys FBI overalls.
I didn't fancy them.

[RedSaturn]

How do I type?

[skill4life]

United States Government is working.

[skelolego229]

I missed you, but my aim is improving