He slaughtered, he slandered, he fiested and flandered on the burning flesh of our men. He was rude, and crude with a bad attitude, and an army made of ten.
He killed us, he pilled us, he wallowed our women, he shot us in the chests. He couldn't stand up, cause his leg was a lump, he was a wrongful pest.
The lesson here is simple and clear, a man is as stupid as most. Just remember, don't let them here hender unless they eat their toast.
Argh.
