Author Topic: Japan  (Read 3958 times)



Let's judge Japan by popular belief, assume that any Asian weird-going-ons are from Japan, and not China or Korea, and let's also judge them by weird festivals that may have been hosted once per thousand years as a joke. Let's also judge them on loveuality, because America has NONE of that. Judging them on cosplay is fun too, seeing as we do it too, see your nearest Anime Festival...

Japan itself isn't what this topic represents. I'm only showing what we find weird.
...That rant was posted before reading this, but I didn't type that for nothing. Japan finds us weird too, like how we eat burgers bigger than our stomachs when we aren't actually hungry, and how we get fat when we eat, see a side by side comparison of a champion american eater and a champion japanese eater.

Let's judge Japan by popular belief, assume that any Asian weird-going-ons are from Japan, and not China or Korea, and let's also judge them by weird festivals that may have been hosted once per thousand years as a joke. Let's also judge them on loveuality, because America has NONE of that. Judging them on cosplay is fun too, seeing as we do it too, see your nearest Anime Festival...
...That rant was posted before reading this, but I didn't type that for nothing. Japan finds us weird too, like how we eat burgers bigger than our stomachs when we aren't actually hungry, and how we get fat when we eat, see a side by side comparison of a champion american eater and a champion japanese eater.
Japan has McDonalds too lol, so Im sure theyre eating gigantic burgers.
Anyway, Ive never found Asian women to be attractive. They just look like men with long hair

Japan has McDonalds too lol, so Im sure theyre eating gigantic burgers.
Anyway, Ive never found Asian women to be attractive. They just look like men with long hair
I'm not sure, but I would think Japan has smaller burgers than we do. And McDonalds isn't the place I'm talking about, we have this huge food place that serves burgers 3 feet across, and pizza 4 feet long. And asian women... They need to be young, before their immense hair starts growing. But it's okay, because they cover up their own flaws with the flawless animated characters around every corner.

Neh, RuneScape updated and I'm listening to Owl City c:
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and how we get fat when we eat
what the forget

what the forget
You've seen American eaters, yes? Most of them are fat. Most Asian eaters are relatively skinny.

JAPAN THINKS IT'S WEIRD HOW WE GET FAT WHEN WE EAT

There's actually a government imposed weight limit in Japan. Well they're waistline limits actually. It's 33.5 inches for men and 35.4 inches for women.


JAPAN THINKS IT'S WEIRD HOW WE GET FAT WHEN WE EAT
WHY ARE YOU YELLING


Good choice of music

Semi related

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Seems that the increase towards gayness is world wide. :/