Are stupid or what? Heed's already stated that what you have in mind can't be done.
Personally, I don't trust Heed.
Also, however, you people need to get the point. These are NOT going to be screen fillers. These aren't nearly finished. They will be changed and developed as needed.
You people seriously need to read.
Also, isn't your avatar drawn from some of the uh... more mature games from Newgrounds and such?