First time was because Maria asked me to
We all know who Maria is. Actually we don't, we can only assume he is your gay partner named Mario, only disguised as a girl named Maria, with a top hat and a blonde mustache.
EXACTLY 6 inches. That pencil taped to your snake really helps lengthen, huh?
I measure things the same way, because my snake is around the size of the bottom of my thumb to the tip of my index finger.