Author Topic: Explosive Diarrhea  (Read 2199 times)


I had that stuff yesterday!

It lives up to its name.

I once pulled a pratical joke in class.

Requirements:

Can of Oatmeat (One you can open by hand)
Bottled Water (If heated, even better)
Fart Bomb (The kind with the smaller packet that you pop to start)

Procedure:

While no one is looking...
Open oatmeal, mix with water
Place fartbomb on desk
Start fartbomb
Go "bleeeaaah!!!" while throwing wet oatmeal on fart bomb
Get up and run to the trashcan (aka get out of the danger zone)
Watch the "vomit" explode and smell awful






I had diarrhea that kept me on or near the toilet and out of school for four days. It wasn't even worth the time off. Whenever I wasn't sitting down next to the toilet, I was on it stuffting my brains out.

This stuff is loving nasty

it feels like a machine gun of stuff shooting out your ass

Oooo, and if you ate something with hella jalapeno peppers
The Burn

Explosive Burning stuff is not nice

No you didn't.

It was in elementary school. I got ISS for a week. That's the only time I ever got ISS...

Oooo, and if you ate something with hella jalapeno peppers
The Burn

Explosive Burning stuff is not nice

I like eating bare jalapeno, nothing happens. :o

Quote from: crankcowboy
— Explosive Diarrhea.
For everyone asking this is what really happened:
The vent fan caught fire and fell onto the toilet seat which burned and caused the toilet to shatter. The smoke from the burning toilet seat was sucked through the HVAC system and spread through the entire house.
There you have it. THE TRUTH.

THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoldxjZ-waA