Literal/Blunt Jokes

[kevin 51l]

blunt   [bluhnt]–adjective
1.
having an obtuse, thick, or dull edge or point; rounded; not sharp: a blunt pencil.
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8.
Slang. a cigar stuffed with marijuana.

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[Ad Bot]

[LordCutlerBeckett]

One time I did pot through a pipe and I died. Haha!

[Hugums]

Babies die :(

[VerticalHorizon]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?




Rape.

[Regulith]

A blunt or literal joke is one where you set up a generic joke, such as "a guy walked into a bar" or "why did the chicken cross the road" but instead of a punchline you make a very literal conclusion about the setup, such as "a guy walked into a bar and ordered a drink" or "the chicken crossed the road for no reason at all, it has no motives because it's just a chicken".

[MegaScientifical]

Are you serious?

Yes.

[SeventhSandwich]

A priest, a child enthusiast, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.

This isn't literal because you said HE, which implies all Priests are child enthusiast rapists.

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG SIR.

[Fjeld]

So a guy walks into a bar and says "ouch"

[Bobman]

a man walked into a post and got a bump on his head

[Hugums]

What's better than a pile of dead babies?

Anything ;-;

[King of losers]

What's better than a pile of dead babies?

love

I'm such an ass.

[Skip]

King of Losers walks into a bar.
Everyone runs out.

[Regulith]

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?

Nothing, that's horrible, what kind of sick forget thinks about that?!

[King of losers]

Skip walks into a bar.
Everyone goes blind.

[Skip]

Skip walks into a bar.
Everyone goes blind.

BLINDED BY LOOOOOVE...