Author Topic: Literal/Blunt Jokes  (Read 20203 times)




A man walked into a bar. The next guy ducked.

There's a shortage of jokes that apply to the topic here.



A black man walked into the liquor store and asked the manager to show him the safe.  The cashier manager complied because the black man is a lock-smith and the manager misplaced the combination.
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A black man attempted to cross a hillside road...
















































...And he got shot.

Your mom is so fat she's fat.

A man asks a kid if he wants candy. The kid takes the candy and walks off.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it's destroying his family.

There was a giant meteor in the sky. Everyone was freaking out and started to panic. Astronomers tried to calm the rioting by saying the meteor was not going to hit us.


The meteor missed earth