Author Topic: name a 1000 ways to die in walmart  (Read 1047 times)

based off of the name 1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart, now name 1000 ways to die in walmart







1. go to the hunting section and pis some hunter guy of and tell him "ohhh your mad?? why dont you just shoot me you pusillanimous individual"



1. go to the hunting section and pis some hunter guy of and tell him "ohhh your mad?? why dont you just shoot me you pusillanimous individual"
Yep, you can totally die that way.


3. Jumping off walmart. (I suggest you do this one superslayer)

4. Locking this topic a second time.

5. Locking this topic then finding a way to re-lock it.

1. go to the hunting section and pis some hunter guy of and tell him "ohhh your mad?? why dont you just shoot me you pusillanimous individual"

You can't just pick up the guns (does Walmart even have guns?) at a store and shoot people with them.

6) Making an awful topic right above one that's almost exactly the same.


7) Pretend your name is superslayer and walk into a Walmart. They'll kill you for being such an idiot.

8. Eat a poisoned moose.

9.have tv's fall on you