What do you think America should do about the oil spill?

[Radial543]

Haven't they genetically engineered bacterium to eat and clean up oil spills?

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[Oasis]

Haven't they genetically engineered bacterium to eat and clean up oil spills?

They also have 30 machines that can turn it into water, but how do you start working with them if it's still spurting out oil?

[Sabbin]

They also have 30 machines that can turn it into water, but how do you start working with them if it's still spurting out oil?

Get a HUUUGE cork and plug it up.

[Bones]

Pay me to jizz in it. My sperm cells are so awesome they would evolve in 30 seconds to become super fish that eat unintended spilled oil.

[Qwepir]

Burn it.
Seriously that would be awesome.

[Custard]

How are you going to get hyper enough while your drowning under water?
Masturbate coral?

[Custard]

Burn it.
Seriously that would be awesome.

Yea really all it take's is one dumbass to blow the whole thing up.

[pixl]

Burn it.
Seriously that would be awesome.

That is kinda hard when it is sitting on water

[tay104]

Burn it.
Seriously that would be awesome.

naww dude, we need that

[mrlolop]

Burn it.
Seriously that would be awesome.

They have done that before on the surface.
On-topic: Point and laugh at the oil to discourage it from advancing.

[Bones]

How are you going to get hyper enough while your drowning under water?
Masturbate coral?

Have a scuba diving wetsuit so that it has a hole for my snake. And waterproof research mags.

[pixl]

This is the reason why drilling for oil is stupid


And what a surprise!
America did it!
How unexpected!

[Illidan]

Get a HUUUGE cork and plug it up.

[Custard]

NU! Not the triforce!

[Bones]

Yeah, cause that totally happens handicap.

It's not radiation.

It kills a ton of fish. So we will have fish corpses everywhere.