I never told anyone this, but Badspot's my uncle.
And Kompressor's my cousin.
And Bushido's my third cousin twice removed.
And Bones4 is my dad
And Ephialtes is my brother.
And Mocheeze and I were best friends a while ago.
And I found a way to make the ion-cannon work.
And I'm really Plaz.
I'm also Jesus.
And I'm totally not lying...
So Bones4 and Badspot are brothers.
Ephialtes is also the son of Bones4.
Kompressor is Badspot's son.
I don't know what to say about Bushido.
The part about the ion-cannon was stupid.
And so was the rest.