Author Topic: Funny stuff to do in school.  (Read 6623 times)

Unplug your teacher's mouse.

Watch him/her start to call Tech Support  :cookieMonster:
You're a cigarette.

Go into the girls restroom and fap.


I unplugged my friend's mouse during testing when he wasn't looking, he had no idea it was unplugged and had to have the teacher come and try only to call the tech dude. :D

If you have the muscle, beat the ever-living stuff out of the biggest bully in school. It was fun for me. :D
Well my bully wasn't big or scary but i sure kicked his butt. lol

If you're ever in a line, turn to the person behind you and say, "Stop following me."


get into people's conversations and laugh really loud and annoying when one of them says something funny/that they think is funny

Go to handicapped people and go "Whats 2+2?" They get made and tell the principal. :(

Ask a kid for some cocain/crack.
If he says he had some, tell him/her you met a kid in your school named [Studentname] and got some from him/her. Watch people trip balls! ??? PROFIT!

If somebody annoying is on their phone shout,"HEY (Person's name here) Pass the weed.

Once I unplugged a line to the printer and the teacher didnt even notice until an hour after when he plugged it back in and like 50 pieces of paper came out

Steal someone's phone
Call their parents

Get a ton of rockets (Candy, derp)
Crush them up and put them in a bag.
Sell it as cocaine, some of my friends did this to the teacher.
If he wasn't 20-30 he probably would have been pissed, he just laughed.

Ignore everyone in your school when they try to talk to you I ended up having a lot of friends :D but somehow people say that I am cool even when I don't do cool stuff.....