Omegle

[Killbunny]

Omegle is this chat website, kind of like chatroulette with less snake. You can chat with just text. Here is a conversation I just had.

New stranger connected.
You: Hello
Stranger: m/f
You: m
Stranger disconnected.

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[nickbond1]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heloooooooooooooooooooooo
You: space marines attack!
Stranger: forget!!!!!
You: blockland
Stranger: ZERGLINGSSSSS
You: goddam loving furries
Stranger: loving up our moralzities
You: quickly
You: i captured a furry let us burn it at the stake
Stranger: YeS!
Stranger: SIZLLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Oasis]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heloooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: space marines attack!
You: forget!!!!!
Stranger: blockland
You: ZERGLINGSSSSS
Stranger: goddam loving furries
You: loving up our moralzities
Stranger: quickly
Stranger: i captured a furry let us burn it at the stake
You: YeS!
You: SIZLLE
You have disconnected.

Just did this one a little while ago.

[Oasis]

Just did this one a little while ago.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heloooooooooooooooooooooo
You: space marines attack!
Stranger: forget!!!!!
You: blockland
Stranger: ZERGLINGSSSSS
You: goddam loving furries
Stranger: loving up our moralzities
You: quickly
You: i captured a furry let us burn it at the stake
Stranger: YeS!
Stranger: SIZLLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hurr. It was you.

[kanew2000]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: helo?
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: SPACE MARINES ATTACK
Stranger: huh?
You: FIRE WEAPONS
Stranger: DUDE.
Stranger: your weird.
Stranger: I'm horny.
Stranger: if you wanna help, do it.
You: the hell
Stranger: :)
You: you're a furry.
Stranger: I shave?
Stranger: :)
You: .......
Stranger: .
Stranger: guy or girl?
You have disconnected.

[?]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ckckck
You: ?
Stranger: I don't know that you cheated on me ?
Stranger: I HATE YOU !
You: OH stuff SPACE MARINES!
You: PEW PEW PEW KAPLOWY!
You: GET BEHIND SOMETHING!
You: INCOMING!
Stranger: Okay
You: ADHADADYAF^DA%@E
Stranger: OMEGLE ?
Stranger: What do you think I am doing ?!
You: GET 2 DA CHOPPA!!!
Stranger: HUH ?
You: KABOOM!
Stranger: I hate you
You: AUDGAD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Talent74]

[Cheemo]

-snip-

i loving lol'd

[Talent74]

i loving lol'd

OBEY THE RAZOR

[Cheemo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: male here with hard rooster and wanna cum on cam with female..
You: female here with soft rooster wanna cam on cum with male..
Stranger: ok
You: asl
Stranger: m 20 greece
You: im going to post this conversation
You: so people can laugh at you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: HELP THE POLICE ARE AT MY DOOR
You: I JUST ATE A BABY I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS ILLEGAL
You: MY BROTHER CALLED THE POLICE
Stranger: the baby was an illegal immigrant?
You: ITS NORMAL TO EAT PEOPLES FEET RIGHT
You: MAYBE I DONT KNOW
Stranger: tell the police it was in self defense
You: forget HELP M
Stranger: the baby was trying to eat YOU!
You: OH GOOD IDEA
You: brb
Stranger: gogogogogogo fight the man
You: i splashed oil on his shirt and lit him on fire
You: oh stuff the fire dpt
Stranger: was that before or after you told him it was in self defense
You: um
You: after
You: he tried eating my hands
You: or maybe he was trying to cuff them
Stranger: let me get this straight
Stranger: how much of the baby did you eat exactly
You: all of it
You: except the toenails
Stranger: i hope you cooked it to a nice Medium Rare temperature first?
You: no
Stranger: raw baby can lead to digestive problems
Stranger: uhhhhh ohhhhhhh
Stranger: you gonna be forgeteddd upp
Stranger: in da boWelSs

[Loopyla1]

hi cheemo

that was me lol

[Chocolatemonster]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heey
You: DINOUSAURS IN YOUR MOUUUUTH
You: YES THEY ARE
You: BOB THE BUILDER.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:c

[Cheemo]

hi cheemo

that was me lol

wat

[Katamari007]

WELL

this was boring

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I represent Omegle
You: hue
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Joltarn]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello!
Stranger: What is your secret?
You: I buried the body under the lemon tree.
Stranger: Good! Was it that hole in the ground near the river?
You: How'd you know?
Stranger: By the tree by the river there is a hole in the ground
You: where an old man of aran goes around and around
Stranger: That one. You buried the old man, I asume?
You: Yes, but I think he's still alive somehow...waiting...plotting revenge...
Stranger: Not dead, not sleeping, but dormant?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Hmm... then you are forgeted I think. He will come back
You: How do I defend myself?
Stranger: Like Ishatar defended herself from Nereshnigal. By going to her, get slain and wait for Enki to build to Golems to ressurect you again
Stranger: Nereshnigal is her evil twin, by the way
You: Is there an easier way?
Stranger: Yes, drive a stake through the hearth of the old man
Stranger: Or challenge him to a game of strippoker and laugh at him when he loses.
Stranger: That way he'll get so very ashamed he'll go back to his grave to stay there till this generation is dead.
You: Okay. Wait, I hear someone coming...
You: Got to go!
Stranger: have fun!
You have disconnected.

I don't even.