Forum game: Bill's life

[Snow2]

Post a time, date and action. (You may post multiples to make it understandable)
I'll start.
(July 12, 2015: 6:45:02 A.M.) Bill wakes up and goes to pee, but little did he know, he was drunk and was peeing on his computer.

[Ad Bot]

[Jellypuddle]

(July 12, 2015: 6:45:03 A.M.) Bill realises he's survived 2012. Hell yeah!

[*Magick* Mage]

(December 21, 2012: 6:45:15 A.M.) Bill has a sudden flashback to that day......

[Oasis]

(December 25, 2020: 3:45:15 A.M.) Bill wakes up from his 5 year coma after the electrical current from his computer shocked him almost lethally when he pissed on it.

[Sandvich]

December 21, 2012: 6:45:16 A.M: flaming pebble falls from sky

[(Hit Man)]

December 21, 2012: 1:33:7PM: Meteors with geeky numbers fall out the sky, destroying Africa only, luckily, however he was in africa at the time

[IkeTheGeneric]

(July 12, 2015: 9:58:07 P.M.) Something happens, but then Bill realizes it's

(July 12, 2015: 6:45:37 A.M.) Bill gets out of his bed and accidently slips on a metal snake, breaking his arms on the couch

[CC]

(December 21, 2010: 2:30 A.M.) Bill killed Smoker
(December 21, 2010: 3:15 P.M.) Bill rescued Louis

[Ninja guy]

I hate badspots life ripoffs

[Snow2]

I hate badspots life ripoffs

Badspot's life? If this is similar, i hereby give all credit to whoever made the idea.

[-Pablo-]

(December 21, 2012) Bill dies in a fire.

[Snow2]

(December 21, 2012) A new population of bill rises from the ashes.

[-Pablo-]

Then dies again and Jesus pisses on his dead ashes.

[skill4life]

(July 12, 2015: 12:15:02 A.M.) Bill Masturbates to Batman comics.

[King of losers]

(July 23, 2015: 4:36 P.M.) Bill has a stroke