The Ultimate war

[Nymethus]

Pirates are cool, they don't have to try they just do stuff and are awesome. Also they get pirate women and booty.

Sad argument nonsense. :/

No-one wants whatever a "pirate woman" is in reality.

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[chilmans]

Ninjas will win
They are too fast for the pirates
The targeting systems of the robots can't target them, 'cause they know the tricks

[TheLegomaster]

The targeting systems of the robots can't target them, 'cause they know the tricks

But they have lasers, they can just spray the area and vaporize everything.

[Deadzone]

Also they get pirate women and booty.

Booty?

HMMMMMM

Im sensing a pattern.

[Nymethus]

Booty?

No-one wants whatever a "pirate woman" is in reality.

[chilmans]

But they have lasers, they can just spray the area and vaporize everything.

True. True.

[Proog]

Pirates.

I think a ship full of cannons and bloody thirsty fighters would beat some guy hiding in a tree.

[Barakuda]

Pirates.

I think a ship full of cannons and bloody thirsty fighters would beat some guy hiding in a tree.

But it wouldn't beat up the laser shooting cloaking shielded plasma cannon launching guy.

[Tom Gunn]

Jet plane.

It shoots teh dragon.

[ipodmemorizer55]

Puppy Power is of course going to win. Who would kill a puppy?

[Tom Gunn]

I would.
Then some pink haired girl would flip out and tear me apart with invisible arms.

[Tingalz]

Pirates have horrible lives, they get weevil infested stale biscuits and scurvy.

[ipodmemorizer55]

Booty?
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