Sloganator

[King of losers]

iPhone.
Being chased by a love-crazed panda with a machete in the woods while your wearing nothing but a tophat?  There's an app for that.

iPad
A woman's cleaning device.

[Ad Bot]

[Kevdude]

Hmmm... stuff

[Niblic]

iPad: You're not a Mac or a PC, you're a loving dumbass.

[Kevdude]

One stuff, comming up!
Anyone loves stuff
Be young, have fun, taste stuff
stuff never lies!
stuff, we're right here!
Easy as stuff
Save the stuff, and save the world
It's my stuff

[Riot]

 If it's big, it's a nasty. Call 1-800 343-3987 to give it a hole to plug, today!

[PowerDag]

If your toilet smells like feces
from some disgusting species,
Make it take a powder
With Torgo's!

[King of losers]

Cloudy with a Chance of Sweaty Balls

[snugglebear212]

buliemia twice the flavor with 0 the calories

[OneWithFire]

Condoms:

Dont be silly, prrotect your willie!

Wrap it before you tap it!

[snugglebear212]

Condoms:

Dont be silly, prrotect your willie!

Wrap it before you tap it!

and
how can you say you love her if you cant eat her poop

[OneWithFire]

and
how can you say you love her if you cant eat her poop

You ruined it.

[King of losers]

and
how can you say you love her if you cant eat her poop

wat.

[Pouch]

Ipod Touch:

Gets the girls in the mood.....
Geddit!!!

[Frenchfrie]

Slogans:

If Durwood can do it, anyone can! 


If anyone understands this, I will personally send them a thank you note. :o

lol i get it

[CAPTCHA]

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«Everyone loves to update your damn Facebook.»
«I are fail troll, the original.»
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«richard - If you love richard.»
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I know some of these aren't that good, but I found them funny.