iPhone.Being chased by a love-crazed panda with a machete in the woods while your wearing nothing but a tophat? There's an app for that.
Condoms:Dont be silly, prrotect your willie!Wrap it before you tap it!
and how can you say you love her if you cant eat her poop
Slogans:If Durwood can do it, anyone can! If anyone understands this, I will personally send them a thank you note. :o