Monster: Nitrous

[Sandvich]

wtf is this? Poison?


Nitrous Oxide makes your car faster at the Drags, but put it in a drink? Call us crazy, but we combined Nitrous Oxide with Carbon Dioxide in a precise ratio and injected it into our potent Monster Energy base. Nitrous Monster has a unique texture, smooth drinkable flavor and buzz that's bigger than ever. This is no "Whip-it", but it will whip you good...

I drank one
...
I think I may be dead soon

[Ad Bot]

[Hazard]

Thanks for warning me to stay away from that stuff. 

[kevin 51l]

I wonder who will take over duck when you die.

Anyways, did you live?

[Sandvich]

I wonder who will take over duck when you die.

Whoever feels like it

[Rughugger]

Nitrous Oxide is a greenhouse gas. Global warming! *runs off to fight Man-bear-pig*

[Madmitten]

inb4peoplesayTHCIASOMETASTYst uffMANforgetYOUFORSAYINGOTHER WISE

[Sandvich]

inb4peoplesayTHCIASOMETASTYstuffMANforgetYOUFORSAYINGOTHERWISE

It was good.
Death tastes good apparently

[Menen]

My grandpa had a car rigged with Nitrous.

Flip a switch and VROOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Sandvich]

My grandpa had a car rigged with Nitrous.

Flip a switch and VROOOOOOOOOOOOM

I have a stomach rigged with nitrous :c
WHERES MY SWITCH?

[comr4de]

[Snaffle J. Bean]

My grandpa had a car rigged with Nitrous.

Flip a switch and VROOOOOOOOOOOOM

turbo's kickin' in, bro

[Marcem]

I can't stop thinking of fart jokes now. :/

[e-maxx]

nah bro i asked my dad 'bout this stuff yo he saids tat it's not deadly yo

[SeventhSandwich]

Nitrous oxide is laughing gas.

But it's likely not to hurt you, and probably makes for an interesting drink texture.

[SeventhSandwich]

Hmm, supposedly it doesn't hurt you if you drink it and it gives it a creamy texture.


Sev wants one.