Author Topic: HOLY stuff, MUSIC.  (Read 3147 times)



yup in fact i just got it from someone who was was selling them, it was sOLD to him from some musician but i cant remember his name

That piece is literally impossible to play, on any instrument. No human-played instrument can produce a dynamic level of ffffffffff.


That piece is literally impossible to play, on any instrument. No human-played instrument can produce a dynamic level of ffffffffff.
There's no rule against it. I looked through it and couldn't find anything that's really WRONG... I guess it's legit.

There's no rule against it. I looked through it and couldn't find anything that's really WRONG... I guess it's legit.

Please tell me you're being sarcastic.

That piece is literally impossible to play, on any instrument. No human-played instrument can produce a dynamic level of ffffffffff.

well, not an instrument

if thats a forte then you probably will have to use heavy explosives.

its impossible to play correctly.

Please tell me you're being sarcastic.
I'm not. It's completely within the lenient rules of music.

well, not an instrument

if thats a forte then you probably will have to use heavy explosives.

its impossible to play correctly.

Oh it's far beyond forte. Let me see if I can get this correctly...

Fortississississississississi ssissimo. Yeah, that's ten.

I'm not. It's completely within the lenient rules of music.

That piece, unless produced by a computer, is 100% physically impossible to play. I will not list the myriad of reasons why, because I don't think I should have to.

Oh it's far beyond forte. Let me see if I can get this correctly...

Fortississississississississi ssissimo. Yeah, that's ten.

That piece, unless produced by a computer, is 100% physically impossible to play. I will not list the myriad of reasons why, because I don't think I should have to.

its still of the forte family, however. so you're still going to need explosives or a jetplane on steroids taking off.

That piece, unless produced by a computer, is 100% physically impossible to play. I will not list the myriad of reasons why, because I don't think I should have to.
I completely agree with you. All I'm saying is that it's a completely legitimate piece of music. And if you practice hard enough, I guess you could play it...

I completely agree with you. All I'm saying is that it's a completely legitimate piece of music. And if you practice hard enough, I guess you could play it...

Oh, you're referring to the piece itself, not playing it. True, you can do that. You just can't play it, no matter how hard you practice.

I completely agree with you. All I'm saying is that it's a completely legitimate piece of music. And if you practice hard enough, I guess you could play it...

as i said,
its impossible to play correctly.
but it is playable.

"Gradually become agitated"

YES.

I'm pretty sure the one who can play this on one instrument is going to get a cardiac arrest as a result of finishing the piece.