Make your own sentence

[Pyrle]

I smoked weed with Santa Claus because I smoked crack.

Erm..

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[Sony]

i killed a piece of stuff cause i hate my life ._.

[Tom Gunn]

I smoked weed with a national socialist because that what I am. :D

[LaCuckooRacha]

I hate a bowl of cereal because I'm single.

[PossesedAngel]

I ran naked with a vaccum cleaner because im lovey.

[sir dooble]

I forgeted a condom because that's what I'm into.

[King of losers]

I need a piece of stuff because I'm lovey.

[Solid]

I smoked weed with your grandmother because I'm single.

[DaSord213]

I killed a researchstar because I'm ugly
;_;

[?]

I took a crap on a cookie jar because i stink.

[Bones4]

I shot a drunk Mexican because I have perfect abs.

[Regulith]

I smoked weed with a lesbian because I'm lovey.

[Demian]

Purple Bacon Dog mastered his fireball skill while eating his sensei's cookies.

[Flying Ace]

I forgeted a vacuum cleaner because i hate my life

Lol wat?

[Kalphiter]

7/31 Blue
I pissed on a fat man because I hate my life.