I'm giving one of my friends who is in his late 30's lessons in maths and getting paid. Although I don't know much about maths, I'm doing it right and doing it well and giving him how to do the stuff. The interesting thing is, now I actually understand my maths really really well.
Oh, and by the way: A lot of you forumers would like him, mainly inv3rted. He's a good studier on religious activitys and has told me some very funny things.
I had to say maths lessons because you people have trouble understanding plain english. Or at least someone in particular.