That cake doesn't sound that good now

[Ladios]

Transcribed from listining to the cake-core in portal:

18.25 oz package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut-pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margerine
1 2/3 cups granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flour

dont forget garnishes such as:
fish-shaped crackers,
fish-shaped candies,
fish-shaped solid waste,
fish-shaped dirt,
fish-shaped etholbenzine,
pull and peel licquorish,
fish-shaped volatile organic compounds,
sediment-shaped sediment,
candy-coated penut butter peices shaped like fish

1 cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted-milk impoundments
9 large egg-yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
1 cup granulated sugar
an entry called "how to kill someone with your bare hands"
2 cups rubarb, sliced
2/3 cup granulated rubarb
1 tbs all-purpose rubarb
1 tsp grated orange rubarb
3 tbs rubarb, on fire
1 large rubarb
1 cross-borehole electromagnetic imaging rubarb
2 tbs rubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioner
slaughter-electric-needle injector
cordless electric-needle injector
injector-needle driver
injector-needle gun
granial caps

and it contains proven preservatives, deep entry agents, and gas and order control chemicals
that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue

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[Cybertails1998]

Oh god lol.
fistpost

[LegendZ]

Lololol, the person who voiced GlaDOS tried to recreate the cake.

[Madmitten]

I lol'd at sediment shaped sediment

[LaCuckooRacha]

Lololol, the person who voiced GlaDOS tried to recreate the cake.

Ellen McLain?

Also, the cake sounds delicious, but sounds like it might kill me.

Especially:

adjustable aluminum head positioner
slaughter-electric-needle injector
cordless electric-needle injector
injector-needle driver
injector-needle gun
granial caps

[Moybus]

sediment shaped sediment

[LegendZ]

Ellen McLain?

Also, the cake sounds delicious, but sounds like it might kill me.

Yus.
Go to the comentary
Play and read all. I found it toward the end I think.

[Mikiyikiy]

1 cup lemon juice

Ew Lemons. :C

[Comatose]

I should try recreating it using only the edible ingredients.

[XRobo]

I should try recreating it using only the edible ingredients.

Or the ingredients that would be in a normal cake.

[Dr.Pain]

Nou! You found my secret cake recipe.

[Tom Gunn]

Meant to preserve putrid tissue.

[XRobo]

Meant to preserve putrid tissue.

You are the cake.

[Vulgus]

I should try recreating it using only the edible ingredients.

I did that for my birthday, just find a cooking site and someone mightve listed the edible crap

[Daedalus]

Guys, it's called a Black Forest cake. Google it.