Kitteh!

[Jacob 123456789]

Nope. Some cats do nothing, others...

[Ad Bot]

[Squiggles]

Nope. Some cats do nothing, others suck MY DIRTY ASS rooster.

Don't insult the king.

Ontopic: MEEEEWWWW

[King of losers]

Poke it, it will flinch and give a grumpy look. Pick it up, and it will grump and struggle at random intervals. Hit it with something big and it will run like hell.

Then my cat is lazy >:I

[MegaScientifical]

Then my cat is lazy >:I

My cat is lazy. Poking him just makes him turn, look at you, and give grumpy face. Picking him up makes him go "Argh, gaddoff me, bish!" face and struggle at some point. Hitting him makes him freak out and run.