MegaScience says:*Dude*Gary Collmen S uper R hino M an - = - Bleh. says:*died*i knowMegaScience says:*No no*they found him*Turned out to be some evil plot*this guy said that, without Gary Collmen, the world could end quickly*So he tried to fake his death. S uper R hino M an - = - Bleh. says:*were you reading tabloids?*he was proven ded*like, that was his body in the hospital that was proven deadMegaScience says:*That was a cheaply made clown*the extended DNA results will prove that*he has some broken gnomes*geenomes*It's a plot, dude S uper R hino M an - = - Bleh. says:*inb4 tabloid plotMegaScience says:*No no*When Gary Collmen does die*He'll meet Micheal Jackon*and at the crossroads, Michael too hopped up on face drugs, he'll think Gary is a little boy*If Michael succedes, Satan will rise from hell and raise our taxes*Then, without money, half the population will comment Self Delete and be converted to demons in Satan's army*in response to this threat, God will begin hitting the earth with millions of astroids to destroy the demons*Due to this, the earth will become a wasteland of nothing but demon corpses and Michael Jackson on Gary Collmen action*End
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goodnight sweet princelol did they bury him in a kids coffin?
So when you die I couldn't make a thread for you?
Ninety nine billion? lolno
