Conspiracies

[jigalon]

http://www.newsgarden.org/offcenter/center/createconspiracy.htm

It's a cool site, you can make conspiracies, it does it for you, just post your conspiracies here
Here's mine:


What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Blockland you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Idiots made up of Newbs with help from Badspot.

The conspiracy first started during Teh N3wb Waur in Wicked's CityRPG. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the invention of Blockheads.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their stupidity.

They want to annoy decent players and imprison resisters in Psygo's server using IRC messaging.

In order to prepare for this, we all must ban blockheads. Since the media is controlled by morons we should get our information from the group know as the Watchmen.

[Ad Bot]

[Tom Gunn]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand lol you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group oflol made up of lol with help from lol.
The conspiracy first started during lol in lol. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including lol.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirlol.

They want to lol lol and imprison resisters in lol using lol.

In order to prepare for this, we all must lol. Since the media is controlled by lol we should get our information from lol.

[King of losers]

In order to understand you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of made up of Black people with help from .
The conspiracy first started during Ruining white people's fun in America. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including .

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their habit of stealing TVs.

They want to steal cars and imprison resisters in Africa using a stolen car.

In order to prepare for this, we all must . Since the media is controlled by we should get our information from .

[Tingalz]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand richards you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of richards made up of richards with help from richards.

The conspiracy first started during richards in richards. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including richards.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their richards.

They want to richards richards and imprison resisters in richards using richards.

In order to prepare for this, we all must richards. Since the media is controlled by richards we should get our information from richards.

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In order to understand Bombs. you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of the cakes. made up of hats with help from idiots..

The conspiracy first started during The kabewm. in The moon. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The *Famous persons name here* assassination.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their spamming..

They want to Riot. Eat Badspot. and imprison resisters in inside the sun. using space..

In order to prepare for this, we all must Pick red/blu.. Since the media is controlled by Somebody. we should get our information from Someone..

[duke 838]

I lol'd so loving hard at mine...





What They Don't Want You to Know


In order to understand love you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofgays made up of cigarettes with help from furries.
The conspiracy first started during my birth in Mt. Everest. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including pooping.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their sucking richard.

They want to butt rape the kool kids klub and imprison resisters in My buthole using tryciycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must not have any more gay butt love. Since the media is controlled by Obamanians we should get our information from the talaban.

[skelolego229]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand furry hating friends you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofhandicaps made up of hard headed forgettards with help from obama cigarettes.
The conspiracy first started during well meaning furry newscast in furry con. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including furrys.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirfurry hating friendry.

They want to kill the friends media and imprison resisters in idiots using .

In order to prepare for this, we all must . Since the media is controlled by fools we should get our information from furrys.

[Dusty12]

Or maybe the American public views people dressing up as animals and loving disgusting?

[IkeTheGeneric]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand Torture you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of child enthusiasts made up of children with help from children.

The conspiracy first started during the time when titanic sinks in hell. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including easter.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their biting their nails.

They want to punch somebody's snake , kick their ass and imprison resisters in Disneyland using Pickles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must not do anything about it. Since the media is controlled by Chinese we should get our information from Mexican.

[skelolego229]

Or maybe the American public views people dressing up as animals and loving disgusting?

becuase the majority of furries ever do that
[sarcastic]

[Sirrus]

In order to understand Fornication you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofPETA made up of Serbs with help from Jews.
The conspiracy first started during LA Riots in The Moon. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Moon Landing.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirMasturbating.

They want to Rape The Jimi Hendrix Experience and imprison resisters in Compton using Scraper Bikes.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Circle Jerking. Since the media is controlled by Sarah Palin we should get our information from YOUR MOM.

[A.R.C.]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Bears run the government you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofBears made up of Players with help from Hearthlings.

The conspiracy first started during Arc getting mauled by a bear in The forest. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 9/11.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirNail biting.

They want to Rape Arc and imprison resisters in Canada using Boats.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Kill. Since the media is controlled by Arc we should get our information from Bear.

[IkeTheGeneric]

becuase the majority of furries ever do that

olol your so cool for being a furry

[Sabbin]

What They Don't Want You to Know

ARC's Ali-- [Classified] A. R. C. has controlled the government this entire time.

[Dusty12]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand religion you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of athiests made up of Mexicans with help from Satanists.
The conspiracy first started during World War I in Berlin. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the murder of Archduke Ferdinand.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their nail biting.

They want to murder Christians and imprison resisters in Hell using crosses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must rebel. Since the media is controlled by Sarah Palin we should get our information from Bob Barker.

becuase the majority of furries ever do that
[sarcastic]

Or maybe the notion of geting pleasure from animals is also disgusting because they relate it with beastiality?