Author Topic: BlockReality - Revised restart  (Read 4362 times)

-BlockReality-

What in the name of Badspot is this stuff?

BlockReality is an improperly-designed educational textbook taken over by 5-year olds that pee their pants every 5 minutes and have the oldest version of Windows. The real creators of this educational textbook: John Tinskii and Dr. Mary Tinskii are currently in an electric cage 5 miles below sea-level in the bunker of SHIGGISH as their rebellious children have trapped them in there throwing water at their faces and feeding them DIABEETS NUTRITIOUS PASTE for over 5 years.

But you didn't tell me all those things in the old topic..

Just shut up already and suggest a command, you useless tool.

What command should I suggest?

Andrew Hussie didn't patent his commands, so you put a > in the beginning of a command and that's it. If you want to continue a command without suggesting another command, just type in "==>"

Also:
I'll try to make humor of your idiotic commands and actually implement them without implementing them.


Do I still get the luxury of having an archive of commands made?

Of course you do, and here's the list:
> Start BlockReality
Stanly "Lovehandles" Duveer [?]
> Paul Buckler

Ok.. er.. > Start BlockReality


A young teenage boy approximately the age of 8 is in his bedroom. Apparently, It's his 14th birthday today, so the assumption that he's 8 is not true but I still doubt that he's really 14. The author of this silly educational textbook forgot to name the guy, so what will the name of this 8-year old be?
« Last Edit: May 29, 2010, 11:58:59 PM by Niblic »

Stanly "Lovehandles" Duveer.

>zoosmell pooplord

Please let the response to it be "try again, smartass"
« Last Edit: May 29, 2010, 04:36:01 PM by Cybertails1998 »

Stanly "Lovehandles" Duveer.
Stanly "Lovehandles" Duveer


ERROR: No bracket, finding closest match...


>Stanley Dove?



Excuse me, but what is this stuff?
Try again with a proper command bracket, dumbass.
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Morgan Jack Wifebeater Jr. III



Ted Turner

Ted Tucker

Morgan Midwife

Ted Tucklove



>Travis

My name is Travis, is there a girl in this hospital? She was badly burnt.

>Take off the damn shades.

Since the author doubts that all your preposterous claims of the boy's name is true... I will command-author this one.


> Paul Buckler




The 8-year old child likes the name.

You are now PAUL BUCKLER. Because I like to repeat myself, it is your 14th BIRTHDAY and you are a 14-YEAR OLD. Your SMALL ROOM has a number of GAME-DISCS scattered around. Since you are a STUPID 8-YEAR-OLD, you have many interests that nobody cares about. You like DRAMA MOVIES and you have a POSTER of one, actually. You play GAMES like an AWESOME GUY and you are an AWESOME GUY. You bought your awesome SHADES from an AUSTRALIAN SNIPER who is an AWESOME GUY just like you.

What shall you do now?
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