superslayer - I'm married and I've been to seven diffrent countries!

[Man 2]

Well, you know, I'm -894 years old and I was born on the planet Vulcan. My supermodel/firefighter wife gave birth to C-3PO and Lord Voldemort, and we went on vacation through time in a magical flying trash can.

[Ad Bot]

[Liquid]

Well, you know, I'm -894 years old and I was born on the planet Vulcan. My supermodel/firefighter wife gave birth to C-3PO and Lord Voldemort, and we went on vacation through time in a magical flying trash can.

I belived you up to the magical flying trash can bit.
I mean come on, that's just silly.

[Kapturrith]

I'm 1001.

[Pengie]

Well, you know, I'm -894 years old and I was born on the planet Vulcan. My supermodel/firefighter wife gave birth to C-3PO and Lord Voldemort, and we went on vacation through time in a magical flying trash can.

Lol'd

Also if he's twenty, I'm totally not 12, I'm -6 and have two children.

[TheChaosCarrier]

I'm 1001.

i m not 18 im 56 !!!

[Man 2]

Well, you know, I'm -894 years old and I was born on the planet Vulcan. My supermodel/firefighter wife gave birth to C-3PO and Lord Voldemort, and we went on vacation through time in a magical flying trash can.

Today I just celebrated my -2862nd birthday.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Today I just celebrated my -2862nd birthday.

Why did you bump?

[Space Ninja]

Well, you know, I'm -894 years old and I was born on the planet Vulcan. My supermodel/firefighter wife gave birth to C-3PO and Lord Voldemort, and we went on vacation through time in a magical flying trash can.

LOL

[Man 2]

Why did you bump?

Time-traveling flying trash can, remember?

[ruiner369]

I'm 10, and I have a 2 wife and a fuurry children and also a pets tsunami and a refrigeratorf ull of kittys and kiwis and what not. im specisl. im up-line.

[Klayboxx]

You guys are all lucky.

I'm so alone 

[ottosparks]

I want to get something straight.

So he says he's married and 20 years old, and you don't believe him?

Why is that? Is it so hard to believe?

[Butler]

Nobody said uneducated.

When you have bad grammar, that means you're lazy, or stupid

Or uneducated.

[sara]

I want to get something straight.

So he says he's married and 20 years old, and you don't believe him?

Why is that? Is it so hard to believe?

yes it is, the way he acts tells it all

[Madmitten]

I want to get something straight.

So he says he's married and 20 years old, and you don't believe him?

Why is that? Is it so hard to believe?

nobody gets married at 20 years old