Crazy cunt ass bitch hoe step brother is on crack!

[MasterCookie]

So my brother who did drugs, went to jail for 6 months. He is crazy. some of the phrases he has told me

"is there such thing as too fast milk
"Put this ball behind the door, the t.v might hert you"
"We gotta throw your dog off balcony, he might beable to do stuff."


I swear I'm tired of this hoe coming to my house, he is pale as a friend. Ever since he got out a prison he looked mad at us. He has taken 2 of my previouse laptops, and my loving PC.
Now all I have is my mac, and I'm mad.
What to do? He comes in the middle of the night in my room, turns on the lights.
JUST TO GO TO THE RESTROOM. He lives 30 minutes from my house. And comes here 6 times a day, only to ask for gas money, he dropped out of high school.
What to do?

[Ad Bot]

[Ector]

Lock?
Police?
Gun?

[Makingblah]

Get him help.

[Anti-Block]

Wh....
What...
what's going on here?

[?]

Call the cops.
Get a restraining order.
Punch the forget out of him.
Get better locks.
Get a gun.

Goddamn there were 3 posts before this one!

[Loopyla1]

he is pale as a friend.

Wat.

[Ector]

Wh....
What...
what's going on here?

VERB
THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENIN'

[SeventhSandwich]

So my brother who did drugs, went to jail for 6 months. He is crazy. some of the phrases he has told me

"is there such thing as too fast milk
"Put this ball behind the door, the t.v might hert you"
"We gotta throw your dog off balcony, he might beable to do stuff."


I swear I'm tired of this hoe coming to my house, he is pale as a friend. Ever since he got out a prison he looked mad at us. He has taken 2 of my previouse laptops, and my loving PC.
Now all I have is my mac, and I'm mad.
What to do? He comes in the middle of the night in my room, turns on the lights.
JUST TO GO TO THE RESTROOM. He lives 30 minutes from my house. And comes here 6 times a day, only to ask for gas money, he dropped out of high school.
What to do?

You should feed him to your plants.


Yeah but seriously, Rehab or intervention.

You will make money for being on TV at A&E.

[Proog]

His fault for becoming a drug addicted mess of society.
Is he weak or anything? Normally I don't recommend stuff like this, but...

Knock some sense into him, make sure he learns to stop stealing your stuff.

Also report him to the police, if he's over the age he's a legitimate thief.

[Sandvich]

Sounds like my dad 

[MasterCookie]

Get him help.

We tried. We tried Asian Chinese stuff, we tried rehab. He won't go, we tried the hospital. But he doesn't need help. He hasn't done any thing violent. But he makes me nervous. And when ever he's around he takes something.

[Visage]

Stop making up dumb ass stories.

[MasterCookie]

It's not. I'm not even kidding. This is forealz.
 I don't like him. He use to be really cool, and stuff. He use to fix my pc's. Showed me some online games. Now he's just a fat noob, that bothers us. My dad rages, every time he sees him, and kicks him out, but since he took a business trip, not much my mom, and me can do.

[Sandvich]

We tried. We tried Asian Chinese stuff, we tried rehab. He won't go, we tried the hospital. But he doesn't need help. He hasn't done any thing violent. But he makes me nervous. And when ever he's around he takes something.

Oh disregard the last post then.
My dad drugged himself up, and murdered somebody or something in a car.

Atleast thats what I get out of him getting home with a bloody hand and hair and blood splattered all over the inside :/
that and he goes to jail all the time  

Haven't seen him in 11 years :I

[Carly]

Give him a glass of milk and a cookie.