Going to mexico. What to do?

[MasterCookie]

Before I start my topic:
Inb4don'tdrinkthewateroranytribaljoke sect.ect.
Now this summer, june 15th- june 30th
I'm going to Mexico. Now it's no were fancy. So I'm gonna be pretty sad, I'm going to have my netbook, but this place stinks, besides the nice "Historical" monument.

I'm just asking here, what should I do? I'm seriously, seriously, with no joking or bit of sarcasm, thinking about buying a hooker?
We usually go to this ranch, which is on these mountains. It's pretty much your average Forrest. With a lot of wild life. I was thinking about shipping my blow gun over there, so when I do get over there, I could maybe go hunting. The place we're going to :

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=46.677964,114.169922&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Morelia,+Michoac%C3%A1n,+Mexico&layer=x&g=Morelia,+Mexico&ll=19.703016,-101.192&spn=0.003409,0.006968&z=18&iwloc=photo0

Look around on street view :D

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[Carly]

Is your druggy brother coming? :P

[MasterCookie]

Oh my god.

[nickbond1]

eat food from the street vendors.

[A.R.C.]

Nothing, because mexico sucks.

[Visage]

When you see mean looking guys on the street it means they hate tourists, so try to speak spanish to act like you aren't ignorant. To speak Spanish all you have to do is add an o to every word. So just go up to them and say "hio Io amo fromo Americao."

[SeventhSandwich]

Yeah but really, Don't drink the water.

There is a name for why, It's called montezuma's revenge, and you get explosive stuffs for 5 days.

It's because your body doesn't have natural immunity to the native organisms there, which gives you horrible stuffs.

[Tom Gunn]

Watch out for Rico and his grapple hook thing.

[Fjeld]

Don't drink from tap. Try to stay away from sketchy places

[Carly]

Speak Spanish in a really white way.

[Kalphiter]

So just go up to them and say "hio Io amo fromo Americao."

I thought the idea was to make sure that they think you're from Mexico.

[A.R.C.]

Try to stay away from sketchy places

That's all of mexico.

[Fjeld]

That's all of mexico.

Stay in the resort

[Tom Gunn]

Those Dirty Diegos  

[MasterCookie]

I don't like natives because they always make fun of me because I look Asian, and I'm halve Hispanic. And I once drank water there, and I exploded (Bad explosive stuff pooping)