I died before I was born.Worship me.
Yes
I'm still alive.
I don't THINK I'm alive, let me check...nope, still got a pulse.Dang, so close to being a vampire. I already got the fangs, now I just need to die.
Lots of people say im a vampire,I got vampireish teethMy skin is always coldIm extremly flexible
Im extremly flexible
I smell some Laffy Taffy.
Did I also mension im always naked? Lies