Huge ass roach on my desk

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[TeslaCoil]

I caught one in my dads office room in our house. Kept if overnight, then it died. :/

Anyways, I love roaches, the only insect that can survive a nuclear apocalypse.

They can survive those bug zapper things. :z

[Oasis]

They can survive those bug zapper things. :z

Exactly, that is why geneticists should be attempting to engineer other animals with the roaches abilities.

[Jacob/Lee]

I caught one in my dads office room in our house. Kept if overnight, then it died. :/

Anyways, I love roaches, the only insect that can survive a nuclear apocalypse.

Fruitflies can survive more radiation than roaches.

[Oasis]

Fruitflies can survive more radiation than roaches.

Yeah, but can they survive for a week without their head? Didn't think so...

[Reis03]

I hate when ants invade your home and you see them. And later you keep itching and you think theres one on you. When theres nothing on you. >:/

[Madmitten]

Exactly, that is why geneticists should be attempting to engineer other animals with the roaches abilities.

they will make some kind of mutation machine which makes super soldiers to survive nukes and stuff during the future and present war.
i guarantee it.
or maybe make some kind of vaccine to protect citizens from a nuke.

[Oasis]

I hate when ants invade your home and you see them. And later you keep itching and you think theres one on you. When theres nothing on you. >:/

How can you be so sure?

[Doorman]

or maybe make some kind of vaccine to protect citizens from a nuke.

Lol, nukes are not viruses, silly goosebump.

[TeslaCoil]

They are split atoms that release huge amounts of heat and radiation and will melt and disintegrate anything in a few mile radius.

We totally have a vaccine for that.

[WRB852]

smoke dat stuff nig

[Madmitten]

They are split atoms that release huge amounts of heat and radiation and will melt and disintegrate anything in a few mile radius.

We totally have a vaccine for that.

stuff a roach into a syringe and inject.
boom we are invulnerable

[TeslaCoil]

smoke dat stuff nig

I'm afraid i don't smoke.

[Oasis]

They are split atoms that release huge amounts of heat and radiation and will melt and disintegrate anything in a few mile radius.

We totally have a vaccine for that.

More specifically a Uranium-235 atom that is split with a neutron which sends out a chain reaction to thousands of other U-235 atoms. Then when the heat and pressure in the bomb reaches a certain point, it explodes with massive amounts of force completely dissolving anything within a certain radius. Then you have to calculate the shock wave, the wall of debris and the deadly radiation and gamma rays shooting around the drop site.

But anyways, lead houses would work against the radiation, but not the other forces.   

[Bustos]

Ive caught a few at my house, always late at night, like 1-4 in the morning
Im pro at catchin them
I usually put them in a tupperware, and hold it for a few days.  Then I throw them out the building.  They're pretty big.  Like 1 to 2 inches.  When they hit the grass I hear a loud thud.  The last one I caught crawled over my toes while I was at the computer.

I think they either come from the alley or someone elses apartment, because I've only seen about 4 since we've moved here