200 Ways To Get Out Of A Hostage Situation

[Proog]

Call them and tell them your in a hostage situation in CITY NAME, STATE NAME, AND STREET NAME HERE.

Obviously the hostage holders will shoot you if you tell them you're being held hostage.

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[ipodmemorizer55]

10: Battle him in a card game

Pokemon waht.

15. Hide in the bathroom and call the police like that little kid did :D

[Freeze]

16. Activate the fake call on your phone and tell him it's urgent. He will then let your arms free to answer it. Then quickly phone the pizza man. When he comes say to him that he hungry and wants the pizza. He will then let you go to answer the door cause he won't want to pay the bill then run out of the door with the pizza leaving the criminal with the bill.

[Skateaton]

17.

Rape

the criminal

[ipodmemorizer55]

17.

Coming off of that, if the criminal is a female ask her to go to bed with her.

[shafin25]

Have a goooood time with the criminal.

[LegendZ]

18, pretend to be dead of a heart attack :3

[paulcall]

19. Get a phone, and ask your neighbor to drive a car into the building (only do this if you're on the first floor)

[*Magick* Mage]

20. Tell him to drop the gun and take the cannoli. He will not hesitate to comply. Then flee the scene, with him as your new henchman. :o

[Killer2]

21. Fart and the criminal will run out off the building

[Funny guy329]

Suprise gay Buttlove?

[Scarpelt]

22. Rule34

[Killer2]

22. Rule34

what is this, I don't even...

[Flamecannon]

23. OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
AVOID BEING SEEN BY THE CULPRIT
EVERYBODY GO AND ROCK THE DINOSAUR

[ipodmemorizer55]

24. Use pepper spray, sneak out of a bathroom window and run like hell