200 Ways To Get Out Of A Hostage Situation

[Killer2]

25. Kill the criminal with a machete

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[*Magick* Mage]

24. Use pepper spray, sneak out of a bathroom window and run like hell

How did you know how my Mum's first date went...? :o


26. Hug him

[LegendZ]

How did you know how my Mum's first date went...? :o


26. Hug him

Lol, after turning him into one of your henchmen, you go gay with him?

[rockslide26]

27. Bore your captor to death with an incredibly long, boring story about your grandpa when he was in the army.

[No, FROHman Elite!]

28: Don't be in one, you're not supposed to walk into buildings with armed men that have those pretty letters on their backs.

[Fire paw]

29: Wait for Counter strike force to come through sewers and slowly evac everyone

[Killer2]

30. Put the crimiinal to sleep with some pills, then run like hell

[*Magick* Mage]

Lol, after turning him into one of your henchmen, you go gay with him?

Indeed. You show the man a gay ol' time so he will work for you forever! :D!

[Mr.LoLHaX]

31. POKEMANZ BATTLE!!!!!!!!!1

[Orion]

69. Wait for counter-terrorists to rescue you or until they shoot you for l0lz.

[Shrum]

33. First, be the pony. Second, trample terrorist.

[LegendZ]

Indeed. You show the man a gay ol' time so he will work for you forever! :D!

... You *Magick*, are a master of Magic :c...

[PowerDag]

34: Nutshot. That is all.

[oromis]

OP's plan is balls, what happens when you call an say "911 HOLY stuff HOSTAGE", pew pew dead. The correct thing to do is stay calm an do some push-ups while waiting for everyhing to fix itself.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

35. My precious...