Author Topic: The Slowpoke game. NEW UPDATES SHGYSUIYGSIUYGSKUY  (Read 55175 times)

Hey, this small thing called the ARPANET was made today! They has something to do with a network of computers. Psh, like that'll ever kick off.

Hey guys, I just got a new computer..

366 MHz processor, 32MB RAM, 3.2 GB storage and 4MB 3D graphics. This thing's powerful.

Hey guys! Did y'all know there's a Universe?


Harnessing lightning to conjure and apply electrical power to everyday tools?

Absurd!



Guys guys guys, there is this new species of animal called Humans :o

I just woke up on the ground a few minutes ago with a rib missing and now there's this weird person sitting next to me with globs of fat on its chest and no meat thing between its legs.

First Post :D
I'm going to go ahead and say this was probably the most thought out comment in this game so far.

We are now at war with japan

We won our independence from England!

We won our independence from England!
WHAT?! When was that?!

I jest killed a dinosaur

WHAT?! When was that?!

Dude, that's like... Minutes ago kind of thing!