We all know he's a terrorist. He's a member of the Democratic party. What else starts with D? Demons! Since Osama prays to Satan every day to kill all the Americans and merge hell with Earth and make him second in command, Democrats also support terrorism and satan. Obama and Osama are also one letter apart because liberals are dumb and thought we wouldn't notice. Osama has an S in it and so does Satan so that is further evidence that Obama is satan and a terrorist.
The only way we can prevent the end of the world is by voting for Bob Barr. Bob has 3 letters in it and so does God, so Bob Barr is God's chosen one.
The only flaw in my theory is that Bob Barr is a Libertarian which means he prays to Ayn Rand and doesn't believe in god because giving away stuff for free (forgiveness) will turn the world into a communist dystopia, and even worse, a world where we magically forget grammar and use we as a first-person, singular personal pronoun. That's what communism does to you.
